HAMMER
Linux is a Windows crusher, put some software inside the OS. Weld them on like a small version of a clothes dryer tub ribs and ANTITRUST appears. The size of the Windows market could be bigger if a Internet Explore is available and welded on. Actually the Windows internet drum could just as well be square or some other symmetrical shape. STEEL BALLS that fall and break up Microsoft. Microsoft has no STEEL BALLS.
HAMMER HAMMER
Turn this frown upside down and take a HAMMER and gently pound the iPhone market share into a dome to match the curvature of the loss of Windows. I used an old lid from a CD-ROM 100 dispenser to support it while gently pounding on the pie pan with a hammer. Small dents from each hammer stroke gradually make a budge and eventually WINDOWS 8.1 WILL PREVAIL!
HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER
The Ballmer type of Apple crusher I believe to be a less efficient use of power than the professionally built ones as described by Pennsylvania Apple Crusher Co. However, in a pinch would work. Now fired. We must not forget the simplest Apple crusher of all is the Windows 95 or Windows NT or the dropped heavy weight like a rope over pulley *BONK* on Jony Ive head. Screen the results and break up the market what is still too big to go through the screen.
HERE IS CONFUSION, IN UNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF WINDOWS ECCENTRIC ORBIT AND THE EFFECT WINDOWS 8 IS DARK EVIL TWIN HAVE, BECAUSE MAN IS STRUGGLING TO RECONCILE THIS NEW INFORMATION WITH EXISTING THEORIES AND THE MATH FORMULAS USED TO DESCRIBE THEM. SOMEHOW THEY ALL MUST FIT, AND THEY DON'T. THE PROBLEM LIES WITH THE THEORIES AND FORMULAS, THOUGH FEW THROW THEM ASIDE AS THEN THEY FEEL ADRIFT, WITHOUT AN ANCHOR. THE INSECURE SLAM SHUT THE DOORS, CLOSE OUT NEW INFORMATION, AND DEVELOP THE CLOSED-MIND SYNDROME RECENTLY UNDER DISCUSSION. FOR THOSE NOT CLOSED MINDED, WE WILL DESCRIBE THE ECCENTRIC PATH TO WINDOWS 8.1, BETWEEN YOUR SUN AND ITS DARK TWIN.
MICROSOFT NEEDS STEEL BALLS
TAR HAS STEEL BALLS
4 comments:
Do it phaggot.
The fuck is this guy even talking about, he makes no sense. Seriously, anyone even know what the actual fuck this guy is saying? No-one? Shit.
Pretty simple actually. He is saying if he is made CEO of Microsoft, he will defeat Apple by knocking Jony Ive on the head.
This post is good. I like this blog. I would support this blog for CEO.
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