STEAM FOR LINUX NEWS (UPDATED)

Steam may finally be coming to Linux.

"All games will be free but will contain in-game advertising," sources close to MADE OF TAR revealed.

This first part of multi-step advertising campaign for Steam is to create a buffalo stampede toward Linux. But why they chosen this idea?

The odds are that those on the Internet are looking to prey on others.

"Much-loved games such as Portal 2 and Dragon Lost will be free for 30 days." the source revealed.

A nation-wide advertising campaign for Steam on Linux about to begin, with the enlistment of TV and movie stars to pursuade the populace to be prepared for the worst.

The British Dried Flowers Association could not be reached for comment.

FACEBOOK BUYS INSTAGRAM

Instagram had 40 million users that are now owned by Facebook and are likely to have removed their spark or soul. Of the 40 million, 7% or so will not be incarnating on Earth but will be taken to prison planets for their next incarnation, unless removed in human form to their new homes prior to the end of this incarnation. 30% or so will be incarnating into hybrid bodies which we can produce rapidly, as incubation is assisted artificially so carrying to term in the mother is not required. The remainder are undecided and will go to a water planet for their next incarnation, and octopi have many eggs. This is part of the immense and elaborate plan Facebook has in hope to survive.