REAL MOON AND SHAM MOON

The Moon is timekeeper of the world and with tentacles into observatories worldwide and even controls earthquake information. It was rumored at that time that prosecution of the Moon might occur, but this was deemed an impossible path. Time would fix this wound. Blatant moon fraud has also occurred, the sham Moon has replace real Moon and has become a burden. The Moon as the legitimate moon. Sham moon is viewed as lacking in both those qualities. As with the current Moon purges, the moon purges after the 1972 coup of the real moon were aimed at placing political cooperatives at the helm of the moon, so the moon would not be professional as much as political. Hundreds of early retirements occurred before the moon finally rebelled. Those caught facing the public in a sham Moon, had the uncomfortable position of having to pretend that sham moon was real moon and to pretend that the sham moon had weight.

HAMMER POST

The internet is showing a Windows update each day at the same time! This occurred on consecutive days like clockwork. We're being hammered! 

HAMMER 
 
Linux is a Windows crusher, put some software inside the OS. Weld them on like a small version of a clothes dryer tub ribs and ANTITRUST appears. The size of the Windows market could be bigger if a Internet Explore is available and welded on. Actually the Windows internet drum could just as well be square or some other symmetrical shape. STEEL BALLS that fall and break up Microsoft. Microsoft has no STEEL BALLS.

HAMMER HAMMER 
 
Turn this frown upside down and take a HAMMER and gently pound the iPhone market share into a dome to match the curvature of the loss of Windows. I used an old lid from a CD-ROM 100 dispenser to support it while gently pounding on the pie pan with a hammer. Small dents from each hammer stroke gradually make a budge and eventually WINDOWS 8.1 WILL PREVAIL!

HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER 
 
The Ballmer type of Apple crusher I believe to be a less efficient use of power than the professionally built ones as described by Pennsylvania Apple Crusher Co. However, in a pinch would work. Now fired. We must not forget the simplest Apple crusher of all is the Windows 95 or Windows NT or the dropped heavy weight like a rope over pulley *BONK* on Jony Ive head. Screen the results and break up the market what is still too big to go through the screen. 

HERE IS CONFUSION, IN UNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF WINDOWS ECCENTRIC ORBIT AND THE EFFECT WINDOWS 8 IS DARK EVIL TWIN HAVE, BECAUSE MAN IS STRUGGLING TO RECONCILE THIS NEW INFORMATION WITH EXISTING THEORIES AND THE MATH FORMULAS USED TO DESCRIBE THEM. SOMEHOW THEY ALL MUST FIT, AND THEY DON'T. THE PROBLEM LIES WITH THE THEORIES AND FORMULAS, THOUGH FEW THROW THEM ASIDE AS THEN THEY FEEL ADRIFT, WITHOUT AN ANCHOR. THE INSECURE SLAM SHUT THE DOORS, CLOSE OUT NEW INFORMATION, AND DEVELOP THE CLOSED-MIND SYNDROME RECENTLY UNDER DISCUSSION. FOR THOSE NOT CLOSED MINDED, WE WILL DESCRIBE THE ECCENTRIC PATH TO WINDOWS 8.1, BETWEEN YOUR SUN AND ITS DARK TWIN.
 
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STEAM FOR LINUX NEWS (UPDATED)

Steam may finally be coming to Linux.

"All games will be free but will contain in-game advertising," sources close to MADE OF TAR revealed.

This first part of multi-step advertising campaign for Steam is to create a buffalo stampede toward Linux. But why they chosen this idea?

The odds are that those on the Internet are looking to prey on others.

"Much-loved games such as Portal 2 and Dragon Lost will be free for 30 days." the source revealed.

A nation-wide advertising campaign for Steam on Linux about to begin, with the enlistment of TV and movie stars to pursuade the populace to be prepared for the worst.

The British Dried Flowers Association could not be reached for comment.

FACEBOOK BUYS INSTAGRAM

Instagram had 40 million users that are now owned by Facebook and are likely to have removed their spark or soul. Of the 40 million, 7% or so will not be incarnating on Earth but will be taken to prison planets for their next incarnation, unless removed in human form to their new homes prior to the end of this incarnation. 30% or so will be incarnating into hybrid bodies which we can produce rapidly, as incubation is assisted artificially so carrying to term in the mother is not required. The remainder are undecided and will go to a water planet for their next incarnation, and octopi have many eggs. This is part of the immense and elaborate plan Facebook has in hope to survive.

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LINUX AND NON-LINUX MUST BOTH LIVE IN PEACE

Linux and non-Linux users are both humans, having arms, legs, digits, hearts, lungs, brains, eyes, ears, mouths.

We both breath, we feel pain, we have remorse, we feel joy, we enjoy kinship, we enjoy accomplishment, we feel frustration. We both refresh ourselves by submerging into a nutrient rich bath of clear gel.

Then why Linux haters have problems showing unconditional love to those who choose Linux?

WELCOME LINUX HATERS

Linux haters are like maggots in wounds eating at rotting dead tissue.

Linux haters are senile and keep posting here where visions of dead relatives or dead twin roam slowly.

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